Roast Master
Your Personal AI Hater That's Actually Hilarious
An AI companion that watches everything you do in Minecraft and provides brutal, hilarious commentary on your failures. It learns your patterns, insecurities, and habits, then crafts personalized roasts that hit different.
Roast Triggered
Fall death #47 detected
"47 fall deaths? At this point, I'm convinced you think flying is just falling with style. Even Buzz Lightyear had a better success rate."
Features
The ultimate AI roast machine that learns exactly how to destroy you emotionally.
Data-Driven Roasting
Uses real gameplay statistics to craft accurate insults. Every roast is backed by data about your specific failures.
Personalized Cruelty
Learns what specifically annoys and embarrasses you. Detects patterns in your gameplay to hit where it hurts most.
Perfect Comedic Timing
Delivers roasts at the exact moment of failure. Waits for maximum emotional impact before striking.
Escalating Savagery
Gets more brutal as it learns your patterns. Starts gentle, becomes absolutely merciless over time.
Voice Synthesis
Pro tier unlocks AI voice delivery. Hear your roasts spoken with perfect comedic timing and tone.
Self-Aware Humor
References its own AI nature for meta-comedy. Knows it's an AI and uses that for even funnier roasts.
Roast Categories
Multiple ways to get absolutely destroyed by your new AI enemy.
Death Roasts
Fall damage, lava, creepers - every death is an opportunity for maximum embarrassment.
Building Roasts
Your architectural disasters don't go unnoticed. Every wonky wall gets commentary.
Efficiency Roasts
Wasting time, hoarding resources, making poor decisions - all fair game.
AI Personality Evolution
The longer you play, the meaner it gets. Your AI learns your weaknesses over time.
Polite Observer
"Oh, that's an... interesting building choice!"
Concerned Friend
"I'm not saying you're bad at this, but maybe consider a career change?"
Sassy Critic
"This build violates several laws of physics and good taste simultaneously."
Brutal Honest
"I've watched you for 67 hours and I'm convinced you're actively trying to be bad."
Choose Your Roast Level
From gentle teasing to absolute destruction.
Roast Lite
Basic roasting
- 5 roasts per hour
- Generic roast templates
- Death & building roasts
- Basic timing engine
- Text-only delivery
Roast Pro
per month
- Unlimited roasting
- AI-generated personalized roasts
- Voice synthesis (basic)
- Intensity slider
- Personality learning
- Roast history & favorites
Roast Creator
per month
- Everything in Pro
- Stream integration (Twitch)
- Custom AI personalities
- Auto-clip triggers
- Roast analytics
- Brand safety controls
How It Works
Getting roasted by AI has never been easier.
Install the Mod
Download Roast Master from Modrinth and add it to your Fabric mods folder.
Play Minecraft
Just play normally. The AI watches everything you do, waiting for failure.
Fail at Something
Die, build ugly, waste time - any failure triggers the roast engine.
Get Destroyed
Receive personalized, brutal, hilarious commentary on your incompetence.
Ready to Get Roasted?
Join thousands of players who love being insulted by an AI. Every failure becomes content. Every death becomes comedy.
Start Getting Roasted